Impractical Jokers: Joker For A Day Part 2
The crew members of Impractical Jokers will be competing in the jokers hand picked favorite challenges. The winner will receive 1 week off with pay.
They will film at the Consumer Center in a focus group. The choose Nicole for the Text Interpreter challenge. Each joker will send her an outlandish text she must read out loud to the man sitting in the waiting area.
Her first text reads “Hey roomie need to talk about you powdering your underwear in my bathroom. Your leaving trails all over the house.” Nicole explains she did apply liberally because it was hot out and didn’t want to chafe. The gentleman tells her to apologize and try to do better next time.
She receives another text saying “Its the 4th time you’ve done this it looks like you used coke to do it with. Which is another convo we need to have.” She explains she dusted her underwear with coke then sales it. The man will not look at her.
“The Mets won.” Is all the next text reads. Finally “Fart” as she says the text out loud her face turns red and she laughs silently to herself. She is called back.
The gentleman shakes his head throws his hands over his face and laughs.
The next challenge is called Weakest Link. The crew must join a focus group discussing vacation topics. Whoever by vote is booted they lose. The guys have written the crews answers on paper. They will read them to the group no matter how ridiculous they sound. Terry and Lilybeth will be the crew members chosen.
Lilybeth discusses hiding a water bottle in her vagina during a vacation. Terry is telling about a flight with a girl with big boobs. Flight was boring but he states the girls jiggling boobs kept him entertained.
Lilybeth says she is most comfortable traveling commando. Terry says he sleeps in a hospital gown his mom died in.
If the airline lost her luggage she would deal with the airline accordingly then tell them to suck her butt. Terry says his favorite thing to do is easy its fucking. Terry loses.
Big Mike and Stephanie are in round 2. Chase is moderator. Steph says if her luggage was lost she would roll the dice and grab another off the carousel. Big
Mike says cry like a lady usually works for him. Mike wants to take the 3 easiest Spice Girls on vacation.
Chase asks the group if they ever met a life long friend on vacation. Then says he has no life long friends. Steph says she met a Brazilian stripper in Iowa.
Mike’s biggest fear is non English speaking ghosts. Mike loses.
Next challenge is Handing It Off. Mike Kennon must enter a focus group with his arm in a sling and broken. He must get the guy next to him to fill out the survey.
When asked about his exercise routine he misunderstands Sal and instead of growth hormone he says he blasts music into his ass cheeks and they swell up.
He asked what he wears to work out he says flesh colored suit with enough bling to assert dominance.
He asked what he had eaten he replies swordfish parm. Its the best during the summer. He is asked what he looks for on a food label and he says the race of the person who made it. Final question was what makes him happiest he says prank calling the elderly.
In Production Testers challenge Casey and John will present 2 products that would never under normal circumstances make the market. The product with most hands raised wins. John as a Blue -P pill that alters a persons DNA. Their eye color changes to blue and you must not procreate for two years after taking it. He says the children will be smurf children. He has tested it on his own two year old.
Casey pulls out a needles the clown puppet. The needle is in his mouth. It was developed for kids afraid of shots. Casey starts talking for the puppet. In the end John wins.
Hopper will be a receptionist that asks the focus members as they arrive if they are there to collect the medical waste. Keana keeps asking if people like dolphins. Lucas runs in screaming the firewall is down due to a pic of a dolphin that contains a virus he throws cables and wires onto the desk before announcing he going to lunch.
Austin offers Hopper his hand to kiss before sitting down and hissing at the person beside him. He leaves but collects another kiss on his hand. Lucas runs down the hall screaming firewall. Hopper assumes he’s back from lunch. Kevin eats the plant on Hopper’s desk before Hopper throws water in his face. Janet comes in and asks if her twin Janice can take her place. She leaves and walks back in as Janice.
Matt is looking for a research study on virgins. He is told by Hopper its up your ass and to the left.
Hopper apologizes for his hoarseness he drank candle-wax the night before. Janice says been there done that.
Lucy comes in ask the room to do keegle exercise with her. She wants to stay tight if she meets a sweet treat like Hopper. She whispers under her breath
Lucy ‘gots to get her some’. Hopper lets his hair down Lucy leaves he tells her on the way out he can put it back up.
The winner is Nicole.
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