The Misery Index: He’s Crushing His Man Cave Game
Contestant 1 Renee dropped her phone in the toilet and sucked all the water out.
Contestant 2 is Albert who was pooped on by a dolphin.
Sal and Murr are teamed with Renee. Q and Joe are teamed up with Albert. Both contestants are trying to win $30,000.
Jameela is grossed out by Renee sucking toilet water out of her phone and looks like she is about to gag. The two contestants must gauge each of the factoids they are given between the two already displayed on the board. Will it fall below ,in the middle or above their rating.
Being held hostage during a bank robbery is at 67. Being stuck over night while a Mariah Carey Christmas song plays on loop is 48.
Albert is shown a mother daughter who are plastic surgery twins. It falls at a 48 he loses. Renee is shown a couple getting married and the maid of honor passes out. Its a 58 and she wins $500
Next up Albert is shown two news clips. A bigot priest snaps nudes for grinder a gay dating site or a man loses his hand in a sausage making mishap and must cut off his own arm. They debate if it was his wanking arm. Albert decides on hand and is right. The priest is at 74 but the hand is 96. He wins $1,000
Renee must choose between an antibiotic strain of super gonorrhea or a live tape worm being removed from a mans brain. She chooses tapeworm. She is wrong. 81 for gonorrhea and 73 for the tape worm.
In the elimination round a bus driver is letting students drive the school bus a video clip is shown. Albert chose 56 Renee chose 44. It was 71. Albert now has $3,000 .
Albert picks Q because his girlfriend told him he had to. If he wins $30,000 he plans on taking his girlfriend to the Caribbean on a cruise.
1.) A lady has her diseased bladder removed and finds it packed away in her belongings when she returns home. Albert picks 35-65 its 64.He wins $5,000.
2.) For $10,000 a woman want to be sexually satisfied and inserts pop-rocks into her vagina. He guesses 60-80 it was 40.
3.) For $15,000 a man plotting the murder accidentally butt dials the intended victim while talking to the hit-man. Albert guess 75-85 its 52. He walks away with a total of $8,000
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