The Misery Index: Men Of Intellect
Meara is the first contestant. She texted lingerie pics to her boyfriend’s family. Marco is a paramedic that dropped his patient during transport. Murr and Sal are Marco’s team. Q and Joe are Meara’s team and are dressed in smoking jackets with pipes.
On the index two examples are displayed. Attacked by a swarm of bees at 41 or biting your tongue off at 73. Meara must place a man with a hand to foot transplant higher or lower or in the middle of the bees scenario. She picks 68. She wins $500.
Marco must do the same with a clip of a man falling 30 stories inside an elevator versus the tongue. He chooses elevator 67.
Second round Marco goes first. Sal’s fave joke is shouting polo after Marco’s name is called. A couple leave their child overnight in a corn maize because they are polygamists and have 14 kids or plastic surgeon burns penises while widening them. He picks penis. The maize was 75 the penis was 69.
Meara must choose between a classified ad posted in a newspaper acknowledging her husband and his mistress’s love child. Or a wife who rented a billboard to call out her cheating hubby. She chose billboard. The ad was 62 the billboard 71.
For the elimination round Joe is shown in a clip going into a bathroom in a coffee house. He must open the door wide with pants down and call out to strangers to give him toilet paper. Meara says its 33. Marco 36 its 38. Marco moves on to the final round.
He chooses Murr to assist. The first is a clip of a cyst popping. He chooses 20-50. Its 37.
Second is man shows up to claim a DVD-player and is arrested for outstanding warrant. Murr thinks Marco should of picked higher than 40-60. It was 62.
Third and final woman marries fairground ride. He chooses 55-65 its 60. Marco wins $22,000.
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