The Misery Index: We Got That D
Sui Joing is introduced first. Her embarrassing moment happened when her new husband started a fight with a family member while drunk on their wedding day. Michael butt dialed his grandma while having sex with his wife.
Joe and Q will be Sui Joing partners. Sal and Murr are with Michael.
The first factor placed on the misery index is pubic hair is caught in your zipper at 21 points. Farther down on the scale is power-ball winner loses ticket after winning it locks in at 58.
Sui Joing must decide if a spider living in a man’s ear is below,in the middle or above the two factors already on the board. The spider was a 62 she picked wrong.
Michael is shown a mother talking to her daughter with a bowl full of contraceptives. The mom then drops the bomb that the little girl was a accident. Contraceptives was a 32 Michael picked correctly and earns $500.
In the second round Sui Joing is up and must choose which is worse Dakota Johnson watching sex scenes her parents filmed with other people. Or Channing Tatum gets his penis burned while on set. She picks Tatum. Dakota rated 52 while Tatum a 80. She wins $1,000.
Michael is shown twins born 87 days apart or body builder undergoes a botched surgery receives man boobs. He picks body builder. The twins ranked a 71 the body builder a 73. He wins $1,500.
For the elimination round the contestants are shown a clip from the Impractical Jokers TV show of Q’s labor pains punishment. Sui Joing picks 69 and Michael 59 it was 57. He wins $3,500 and moves on to the final round.
Sal is Michael’s partner. Michael wants to build a secret passage way in his house if he wins the $30,000.
First clip is worth $5,000. Michael has a to guess within 30 points of the correct numbers to win. A man threatens to blow up a chicken shack restroom. He actually meant a bowel movement and not a bomb. Michael chooses 11 to 41 it was 43.
Second clip is worth $10,000. A cheating husbands wife finds his secret tinder account and writes up her own profile for him. Michael picks within the 20 point range 50 to 70. It was 69. He wins $10,000.
Third and final clip is worth $15,000. He must choose within a 10 point range.a vape explodes in teens mouth and breaks his jaw. He chose 86 to 96 its actually 81. Michael leaves with $13,500.
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