The Misery Index: You Better Shut Your Filthy Mouth
Joe and Murr are on Corinthian team. Sal and Q are on Brandon’s team.
The first scenario that the contestants are given are giving birth to triplets at 50 which ranked 60. The second was your drunk mom complains about her sex life to you. It ranked 27. The contestants are each given a factoid and must see if it rates above,below or in the middle of the scenario they have already been given.
Corinthian is asked if a weatherman faking a false weather report was above below or in the middle. It was 50. Brandon is shown a clip of a landlord breaking into a tenants apartment eating her food and urinating in the rest and placing it back in the fridge. It ranked 80. Corinthian wins $500.
In the second round. Brandon goes first. He must choose which is worse a permanent bald patch on your head due to a negligent salon or a mom with 36 double d’s breast implants make farting noises. The breasts were 59 the bald patch 76.
Corinthian must choose between a girl taunting a seal and is then grabbed by and pulled underwater by the animal or parent in monkey mask scares toddlers. The mask is 53 the seal ranked 69. In this round Brandon has $1,000 and Corinthian $1,500.
During the elimination round a couple are hand gliding. The male is strapped in after taking off it becomes apparent that the female is not. She clings for a while before falling feet from the ground. Brandon chooses 44 Corinthian 76. The rating was 75. Corinthian wins.
In the final round Corinthian picks Joe as his partner. He wants to take his wife on a honeymoon to Hawaii if he wins.
The first clip is of a man recounting how he was struck by lightening 3 times. Corinthian picks 29-59 range its actually 67. He doesn’t get the $5,000.
The second clip is a surgeon amputated the wrong leg and now the patient has lost both his legs. Corinthian guesses its 75-95 its 100. He looses the $10,000.
For the final clip a college boy makes out with a grandma. Corinthian guesses 50-60 its a 28 he looses the $15,000 and walks away with $3,500.
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